Chapter 362
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“Huh?”
[User 4-/_#! )4#41<4 registered; viewing permission confirmed.]
[From now on, 4-/_#! )4#41<4 is registered as Master.]
With the mechanical voice constantly ringing in my head, I shook my head back and forth.
This is a bit dangerous. Are they modifying my body with nanomachines or something?
[The Akashic Record is a non-returnable artifact.]
“Fuck!”
Then what exactly is the advantage of having this embedded in my head?
Don’t tell me the Akashic Record is the one I know.
Just in case, I looked up the Akashic Record.
According to the wiki, it’s an incredible information aggregate containing all the records of the universe and humanity.
Anyway, since this world is a parallel universe set in the future where the Great Cataclysm occurred on Earth, the Akashic Record should be the same.
[It is identical to the wiki’s contents. The Akashic Record possesses all the knowledge in the world.]
Then I should test it out.
Could I also see information about the novels I read in my original world?
I only read pay-per-chapter works, so if this goes well, wouldn’t it be sweet not having to pay?
First, I decided to tell the Akashic Record about the work I was reading and how far I had read, and then get information about the next parts.
[The completed chapter count for the relevant work is 444 chapters. We are transmitting the contents from after your currently paid chapters up to the completion.]
“Wait, fuck.”
Just like that, I ended up getting spoiled on popular paid novels by the Akashic Record.
It was a complete spoiler. Those memories entirely entered my head, so I wouldn’t feel any excitement even if I paid to read those works anymore.
“Can you tell me why my Status Window isn’t visible?”
[To view the relevant information, you must watch the destruction of the Ancient Ones who created the Akashic Record.]
“Then I don’t want to.”
[Then, the memory fragment of the Ancient Ones will be executed from now on.]
The Akashic Record, unable to understand a damn word I said, once again played the destruction of the Ancient Ones in my head exactly as it happened, as if screening a movie.
So I watched it.
The surprising thing was that those Ancient Ones were beings living in the Otherworld like fake Elves. The setting stated that their world violated causality by developing the Akashic Record, incurring the wrath of the gods.
-Protect our civilization!
-Stop @%[-][] [)@[-]@1<@!
-It’s no use. We can’t stop that.
-They say even the Akashic Record can’t stop our end.
-At the very least, we must hide the Akashic Record.
In the end, the Ancient Ones all met a gruesome death at the hands of the one called @%[-][] [)@[-]@1<@.
The Akashic Record was planted in the giant robot they had built.
That robot was ultimately the Gundam.
The problem is why I can’t see my Status Window right now.
“So why can’t I see my Status Window?”
[Even the Akashic Record cannot access the realm of the gods. Instead, I have shown you the fragment containing the closest possible memory.]
In short, it was telling me to just watch the history of the Ancient Ones, since I couldn’t see my Status Window no matter what I did.
So it was basically saying it couldn’t show me, and that I should just gloss over it.
This is a bit outrageous. It calls itself the Akashic Record, yet it doesn’t even know that?
“There’s no answer.”
So I decided to take my anger out on Geumtaeyang.
Yu Eunha: Hey Netorare Expert Actor: Yes, Older Sister (Honorific).
Yu Eunha: Have you ever read the work Ghost of the Academy?
Netorare Expert Actor: Ah, I’m reading it. Older Sister (Honorific), all my money is getting sucked dry because of web novels.
Yu Eunha: “Ghost of the Academy.” In the next chapter, the protagonist gets caught being a ghost by the original protagonist.
Netorare Expert Actor: Huh? Excuse me?
Yu Eunha: GG
Ah, as expected, the taste of spoiling things is always new and thrilling.
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Ray’s House
“Haaang. Haaang. Haaang.”
Around this time, the moans of a female were echoing in Ray’s House.
She had merely been provided a modern Korean mansion, somewhat far from an Elf’s tastes, through the Otherworlder support system. It wasn’t exactly Ray’s preferred style, but she was incredibly grateful for it at this moment.
After all, the soundproofing was excellent, so no matter how much she moaned, it wouldn’t leak outside.
However, in this house that didn’t suit an Elf, cigarette smoke - which didn’t suit an Elf at all - was also rising.
The source of that cigarette smoke was the cigarette Ray was smoking and the smoke flowing from her mouth.
“This is all because of Yu Eunha.”
Jjigeokjjigeok jjigeok
Ray was sitting naked on the bed with her legs spread, smoking a cigarette with her right hand while thrusting into her pussy with her left hand.
This was all because of Yu Eunha.
To think that a noble, dignified, and utterly elegant Elf was masturbating while smoking a cigarette.
Ray’s body began to accept cigarettes, which she had initially only hated, as its resistance to nicotine lowered through continuous smoking, and she became a smoker.
No, she had no choice but to become one.
It was because that woman, Yu Eunha, had brought her to climax every time by giving her a Cigarette Kiss.
Every time they shared a Cigarette Kiss, her brain would be steeped in nicotine while simultaneously being given intense pleasure - it was because of that Yu Eunha that she had ended up like this.
Ray’s body had become unable to easily reach climax without smoking, without Yu Eunha’s hands.
“Haaang. Haaang. Yu Eunhaaat♥”
It was truly outrageous, but she couldn’t stop masturbating as she imagined Yu Eunha thrusting into her pussy.
It was lacking, so lacking. The Cigarette-flavored Kiss Yu Eunha used to give her and the cigarette she smoked herself tasted a bit different.
But even so, she had to do at least this much to reach a light climax.
Because just plain masturbation wasn’t enough.
“Ah. It’s coming. It’s cominggg.”
Right around the time the nicotine seeped deeply into the Elf’s brain, the sound of water began to spread from her lower mouth as well.
And then, the pleasure that started in her pussy flowed through her entire body like electricity as the climax rushed in.
“Hahit!♥”
Pushooot pushooooot!
She squirted water from her pussy all at once.
Her left hand, which had been thrusting into her pussy, was already steeped in the smell of cigarettes from her frequent smoking, so her pussy - including her vaginal opening and labia - was emitting the scent as well.
As the scent of a female and the thick aroma of cigarettes mixed together, Ray squirmed her body like a fresh, live fish.
“This is all Yu Eunha’s fault.”
She had turned an Elf who originally had no thoughts about lewd things or smoking into this.
It was that Yu Eunha’s fault.
But every time she thought of that Yu Eunha, her pussy would go into heat again.
Ray was feeling love and wrath toward Yu Eunha at the same time.
Look at that. Next to the bed lay countless cigarette packs.
This was all Yu Eunha’s fault.
“I smoked it all again.”
She firmly pressed the cigarette she had been sucking on into the ashtray as she reached climax, then placed a new cigarette in her mouth and bit down on it.
This time, she tormented her nipples and pussy alternately.
“Hieut. Hieueueut?!♥”
Pushoot pushoooooot
masturbation that felt even better than just regular masturbation. Reaching her climax, Ray’s body flapped and trembled, spreading her legs like a frog and shivering.
Her pussy hole also gaped open and shut, repeating its contractions over and over as it squirted water along with white cream.
“Ah, it’s not enough.”
Ray spread her pussy with her fingers and fiddled with it.
But even this was lacking.
She occasionally opened the window to ventilate, but the room was steeped in the smell of cigarettes, and she had squirted water so many times that not only the outside of the bed but all the furniture was stained with her bodily fluids.
As expected, it had to be Yu Eunha’s. It had to be Yu Eunha touching her.
While her lower half trembled rhythmically, her vagina contracted every time the fingers inserted inside touched a spot that felt good.
Becoming a body like this was all Yu Eunha’s fault.
Ray pulled her fingers out of her pussy and sucked on them deeply.
'It’s not enough.'
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It had been a few days since I tasted the deep regret of not being able to see my Status Window.
Choi Siwoo was flying around diligently, just like a Regressor.
More accurately, he seemed to be taking care of all the trials that would begin in advance for the sake of his future.
He was truly running around for the happy ending of the regressed protagonist.
“Choi Siwoo caught the kids brainwashed by the Black God Cult again this time?”
“The school nurse was a villain too, right?”
Even the school nurse, who was a moderate villain, got caught.
Various villains were all caught in one clean sweep.
Yeah. This is truly amazing.
“As expected of the Divine Sword User. To subdue the villains so swiftly.”
“Does that crazy bastard think I regressed too just because he regressed?”
If there was a problem, it was that the crazy bastard thought I had regressed too just because he regressed.
After all, he kept dragging me to every dungeon.
He took me and the heroines to the dungeons where incidents were going to break out, trained us in advance with hard labor, and erased any room for villains to intervene.
The problem was the Black God Cult.
Kim Jaesu? Or whatever his name was, Anyway, because of that guy, I was currently anxious.
I was anxious about when the Black God Cult event would break out. Then, the Hunter World history class began.
“During the Great Cataclysm, an Evil Dragon appeared in the world. At that time, even the United States, the hegemonic power of the old generation, couldn’t stop the Evil Dragon. Does anyone know how much damage was suffered then?”
“Over a billion died from the Evil Dragon alone.”
“Correct. We called this Evil Dragon Dahaka. Dahaka devastated humanity’s territory with various magic and breath attacks, and humanity had to endure immense damage while facing the gates until awakened ones appeared.”
“What happened to Dahaka?”
“Dahaka made its last appearance in China. It appeared in China in the form of a nun and caused chaos among the people without even lifting a hand, making them kill each other. According to survivors at the time, it muttered something and then suddenly vanished, as if it had lost interest in killing people. This is the last record, but its appearance was that of a beautiful white-haired girl. Ah, come to think of it, don’t we have a white-haired student in our class too?”
That Fire Bat bitch. She always makes fun of me at the drop of a hat.
I’m terrified every single day right now.
“I had black hair before my awakening.”
“Ahem. Well, of course, Dahaka wasn’t the sole worst adversary. There were many of the worst monsters, such as the United Kingdom’s “Traitor Lancelot,” China’s “Yellow Dragon,” and Japan’s “Oni of Chaos.””
Yeah. Those were all villains that needed to be dealt with.
The villains from the prequel, that is.
But thanks to Yu Jinseok’s exploits, they all ended up dead.
And now, the regressed sequel protagonist, Choi Siwoo, is diligently catching enemies.
But here’s the thing. If this happens, what becomes of Kim Jaesu’s attack incident?
That’s what’s important to me right now.
Before I knew it, class ended.
“Ah, and as you all know, there’s a team battle coming up soon. It’ll be in groups of 5. Figure it out yourselves. You can form teams within the class, but those without friends can pick from the first-years. I’ve written the date on the bulletin board. Gather your team members and write up a roster by that period. You just need to submit it to me.”
“A 5-person team battle. Good grief.”
If it’s the team battle, it’s that.
It is the academy event that happens around the same time as the Yu Eunha Death Event. Here, Choi Siwoo meets another new heroine.
I don’t know exactly when it is. Honestly, I can’t tell right now.
I have no idea what or how that bitch presumed to be the author modified.
Besides, I too only vaguely remember it now. It’s not like I remember every single detail of the story.
“Who wants to join me?”
“Does anyone want to be secret friends with this mister?”
The normie bastards were already making a fuss, forming parties among themselves.
Hmm, honestly, with looks like this, there should be guys hitting on me to try and get with a woman, but there isn’t a single guy sticking to me saying, “Hey, wanna form a party with me?”
Wondering why this was, I tilted my head and squeezed Reina’s breasts.
Mmm, as expected, they’re soft and squishy, so it feels good.
I couldn’t see where Han Suji had gone.
“Now you’re just naturally groping me.”
“Why, am I not allowed to?”
“Well, of course. Aahng.”
For a bitch who says she hates it, she’s offering herself up really well.