Chapter 3
I jolted awake in bed at the voice echoing in my head.
"Who's there? Fuck! Show yourself!"
Maybe because I'd just had that dream about getting fucked by a woman, but my body reacted sensitively to the female voice. Despite my shouting, the voice's owner responded calmly.
[Now, now, calm down. I'm here to help you.]
Along with the gentle voice, a bright light appeared before my eyes, soon taking the form of a small human figure. Though petite, it was a beautiful blonde female being with delicate features.
With a white dress and wings on her back, she looked similar to the fairy species I'd seen in dungeons.
"...A fairy?"
[Oh my, do I look like a fairy to you? How sweet. Call me Yuria.]
The fairy introduced herself as Yuria.
"Yuria? So what are you? You said you'd help me?"
Between my body's changes, having that creepy dream, getting this weird sex app, and now a fairy appearing in reality rather than a gate - Yuria must be connected to all these strange events happening to me.
[Hmm. How should I describe myself? Ah yes. Think of me as the app manager? That'll make it easier.]
"This weird app?"
I pointed at the 'Do it' app installed on my phone, and Yuria waved her hand as if offended.
[How rude to call it weird. Do you know how many men would kill to have this app?]
"Whatever. So, how can you help me? Will you turn my body back to normal?"
If she can do something about this body, I don't care about the app or fairy or whatever. When I asked, Yuria gave a small smile.
[Yes. Depending on your efforts, it's possible. Though it'll take quite~ a long time.]
"...."
[Anyway, remember what just happened?]
"What. What happened."
When I pretended not to know, Yuria leaned close to my ear and whispered softly.
[You know. When you almost got fucked by the Association President.]
"!"
[Sadly that wasn't a dream. It was something that could happen in a parallel world someday. And want to look outside the window now?]
"No way."
I jumped out of bed, pulled back the curtains, and looked outside.
Sure enough, a large limousine had arrived, parting the crowd gathered in front of the mansion. Only one person uses that limo.
'Yoon Joo-young!'
Fuck, I thought it was just a dream but it was a future vision?
[Well? Ready to listen to me now? I told you I could help.]
Yuria grinned broadly. Without a moment's hesitation, I prostrated myself before her.
"Please help me Miss Yuria. If she catches me I'm seriously dead."
In the dream she tried to fuck me for some reason, but in reality there's none of that. If I get caught wrong it's actual death.
[Hehe, how cute. Don't worry too much. I'll help you get through this situation somehow. Now, want to try pressing the app?]
"Yes."
Without another word, I picked up my phone and pressed the app.
[Okay, check your Dick Compass points there.]
"Yes. There's 100 points."
Thanks to that getting-fucked dream... no, parallel world event I had points now. Pretty sure I got some skills and other things too.
[Alright, shall we use them at the shop? Since it's your first time, I'll do it for you. Yap!]
As Yuria reached out her hand, there was a sound like coins clinking and the Dick Compass points disappeared. Then my body changed.
Pop-
"!"
I was back in my original body.
"I'm... I'm back! My original body!"
I felt all over my body, confirming I was back to being an adult. The well-trained muscles, the magic power, all back to normal. Probably got my skills and stats back too. Yuria watched me with an amused smile.
[Hehe. Glad you're happy but maybe put some clothes on? Got an exhibitionist streak?]
"!"
In my excitement, I'd completely forgotten I was naked.
I quickly grabbed the robe that had fallen to the floor and put it on. Once I tied the belt around my waist, my nakedness was covered.
"Whew. Thanks anyway. Is this permanent?"
[As if. Using just 100 points? It'll wear off soon and you'll turn back into a boy.]
"..."
I expected as much. No way it could be that easy to go back. Well, I'm still grateful. At least I can handle the immediate situation. If I can just get rid of Yoon Joo-young who came to the mansion, I can buy some time.
"How long will it last?"
[Two minutes max? Might wear off before then.]
"Got it."
That's when it happened.
Knock- Knock-
After the knock, I felt a terrifying presence from beyond the door. She'd already reached my door? Good thing Yuria wasn't late or this could've been bad.
I took a deep breath and opened the door.
Click-
Sure enough, a tall beauty with an extremely annoyed expression was waiting at the door.
'...Sword Ghost Yoon Joo-young.'
Just like in the dream?. A white blouse showing her collarbone with a carelessly tied black necktie.
A tight skirt hugging her hip lines and sleek, toned legs. I gulped as I looked up and down her svelte body.
She was always sexy, but maybe because of the dream I just had, she seemed even more erotic now. Whether she noticed my gaze or not, she leaned against the doorframe and let out a deep sigh.
Then she bared her sharp teeth and snapped at me.
"Hey, you fucking bastard. I had to come all the way here? What the hell have you been doing? Huh?"
At her fierce cursing, I responded with slight trepidation.
"I wasn't feeling well."
"You were sick?"
"Um. More like poor condition."
Not exactly a lie. My body had become incredibly weak after the transformation.
Her voice softened slightly from the initial harsh cursing.
"Fine. Whatever. You're okay now though?"
"Y-yeah."
Actually not okay at all. So many things wrong. Suddenly woke up as a boy.
"Then good. Don't let this happen again. The media and Association are raising hell. You think I'd come all the way here otherwise?"
Joo-young scratched her head in annoyance before glaring at me.
"But, did your way of talking change?"
"..."
Come to think of it, it had. Maybe because of the body change. My usual curt responses to women had become somewhat different.
But I couldn't let her get suspicious and start questioning things, so I reverted to my old way of speaking.
"No way. Get lost."
"Hah. Crazy bastard."
Letting out an exasperated breath, she waved her hand dismissively and turned to leave.
"Fine, I'm going, you asshole. And here I was worried about you."
"Ah, wait."
I grabbed Joo-young's wrist as she was leaving.
"..."
At this, Joo-young turned back and tilted her head, and I spoke to her.
"Sorry, but dungeon raids will be difficult for a while."
In my current state, dungeon raids are impossible. My raid quota will need to be passed to other guilds.
At this, Joo-young nodded understandingly.
"You're not feeling well, right? I'll take care of it. Don't worry."
Unexpectedly accepting. Probably trying to look after my health as Association President, since I'm a top ranker. At this, I forced my reluctant lips to form words.
"Th-thanks."
Bang-
Afterwards, I immediately closed the door and collapsed on the floor.
"Huff. Huff."
Talked to a woman for too long. And Yoon Joo-young at that. As I caught my breath, Yuria approached with a giggle.
[Keke. What's the big deal? You talked fine with me.]
"...True."
Maybe because I don't count the tiny fairy as a woman. Anyway, one crisis averted.
At least the Association President personally confirmed my condition and I expressed my intent to stop dungeon raids, so the reporters gathered outside should leave soon. From now on, I just need to be careful how I move around.
Pop-
Just as I let my guard down, my restored body reverted back to the young boy's form. Seems the Dick Compass points' effect had worn off.
[Well? The points were useful, right?]
"Yeah. So how do I collect these? And what about skills? What's development sensitivity?"
I asked about the weird stats displayed in the app. Yuria elbowed me with a lewd grin.
[Hmm. Do I really need to explain with words? You probably already guessed.]
"....."
[If you really don't know, I'll kindly explain. First, you get points by getting thoroughly fucked in parallel worlds, and skills work the same way. You get them by satisfying certain conditions while getting fucked like a dog.]
"Stop."
[Development sensitivity is the same. Your mouth gets developed from kissing or sucking things, your nipples get developed from being touched like a female. Same for your dick. And your anus too...]
"Enough!"
[Hehe, too much? Anyway, that was just the tutorial. From now on you can go to worlds you choose to get fucked and earn points, gain skills, and develop sensitivity.]
"And what good does that do?"
[What good? Like earlier, you can use points to temporarily return to your original body, and there are other functions too. Check out the shop.]
"..."
Following Yuria's words, I opened the app and checked the shop. The shop had various items that could be bought with points.
[Polymorph]
[Feminization Potion]
[Sensitivity-Enhancing Gel]
[Developmental Magic Needle]
[Magic Dildo (Beginner)]
[Memory-Altering Perfume]
[Anal Cleanser (Permanent)]
[Demon's Special Aneros]
[Hypnotic Coin]
And other bizarre items. Looks like what I used earlier was the 100-point Polymorph. As I scrolled down the product list with a grimace, there was one item at the very bottom requiring an insane amount of points.
[App Delete]
"App... delete?"
[Yep. If you collect tons of points you can delete the app. Then you'll return to your original body.]
"But... fuck... how much is this?"
I nearly fainted seeing all the zeros.
A whopping 10 billion points. In other words, I need to get fucked 100 million times like today.
"Hey, isn't this too much?"
[Too much? This feature wasn't even there originally, I added it specially. And collecting points isn't that hard. Here.]
Pop-
Yuria manipulated my app to display a list of parallel worlds. Each world showed the points that could be earned there. Yuria pointed at this and explained.
[The points you can earn per expedition depend on the parallel world's difficulty. If you do well, you can earn millions of points at once. You can also get them through skills and achievements, so don't worry too much.]
"Really? Then I should clear the hard ones first."
[Yeah. But if you go into one carelessly, you might end up as a permanent sex slave there, so don't overdo it. I've seen that happen to quite a few people.]
"....."
Anyway, the situation was roughly sorted out. To escape this boy's body, I need to collect 10 billion points, and I get points by getting thoroughly fucked.
Higher difficulty gives more points. That's enough for me.
"Fuck it. Not like I'll die right?"
Have to collect points anyway. No point gathering a few hundred at a time. Let's get this done as fast as possible. Without hesitation, I pressed the highest difficulty available.
Click-
[Demon King's Castle - First Playthrough]
At this, Yuria shook her head.
[...Well, you won't die, but you might end up a permanent sex slave, you know.]
But then Yuria climbed onto my shoulder as if resigned.
[Still, this could be fun after a while. I'll watch over you whatever happens. Boy.]
Flash-
A pure white light enveloped my vision.
Soon my consciousness grew hazy and began moving somewhere else.