Chapter 27
[Ten minutes have passed. Would you open the door for me now?]
Scrape! Scrape!
The moment ten minutes had passed, the fox lady began scratching at the door with ruthless precision.
Faced with that spine-chilling sight, I finally understood why yanderes were a fantasy.
How could anyone feel love for a woman who came to kill them while carrying a weapon and smashing through their door?
I'd seen fox beastfolk ladies practicing yandere-style dismemberment pure love in manga a few times, but after seeing this, I decided I'd never look at yanderes again.
"Excuse me? Could you calm down for now?"
"I don't think I can~ I really want the landlord to open the door quickly~"
Fuck.
Just look at those terrifying eyes.
Buddy, are you sure this place is safe? Why do I feel like I'll definitely be murdered the moment this door disappears?
"If you won't open it, I'll break it down and come in anyway~? You should open it obediently so neither of us gets hurt, okay?"
"Why are you so obsessed with me? There are plenty of other wonderful people besides me! Big-shot streamers—yes, there are plenty of respectable big-shot streamers—so why come after a tiny streamer like me?!"
"Because you're not just any tiny streamer~ Who was it that screwed us over first, anyway?"
"I followed the rules perfectly! Everything was covered where it counted! I only exposed 85%! I followed them properly, so what's your problem?"
"The rules were made to keep things reasonable, not so you could play right on top of them. From our perspective, this is absolutely absurd~"
As she spoke, she slowly widened the hole in the front door with her sturdy claws.
"Stop! If you keep scratching it with claws that hard, you'll ruin the door! Stop right now before I report you for breaking and entering... Huh?"
"Reporting me won't do anything. That's reality—pay the right amount, and it gets buried. Put simply, since you have no one to help you right now, your best option is to stop blustering and lie flat on the ground, okay?"
"How am I supposed to know what you'll do to me after I lie down and surrender?!"
"Well... Won't you be subjected to one thing or another? Whatever happens, I'll let you experience something beyond anything you could imagine."
With an eerie smile, she had already made a large hole in the front door, and she peered at me through it.
"One tail, two, three, four... nine~ So you were an even greater gumiho than me! But... you're weaker than me, aren't you?"
Lick.
Her eyes were those of a predator gazing at delicious prey.
A shiver ran through me, and I picked up the perfect weapon—a frying pan—to fight her off. Even so, standing proudly before that predator's gaze was incredibly difficult.
Just look at those lecherous eyes.
If I'd still been a man, I would've fucked her silly right then and there, goddammit.
If I weren't a woman, and if I weren't stuck with this pathetic body that gets effortlessly beaten by the Fox Deity, I would've tried to fight back.
Ever since the Fox Deity had thoroughly defeated me, I hadn't been able to muster any confidence for some reason.
I forced my trembling body to calm down and waited for her to come in, but at some point, the scraping sound of her destroying the front door vanished.
"Where did she go? Did she give up and leave?"
I gripped the frying pan tightly and approached the front door, when a spine-chilling voice suddenly came from behind me.
"It hurt too much to dig through the door with nothing but my claws~ By now, I figured you must have given me permission, so I just came in through the window instead?"
"...My apartment is on the fourth floor."
"The fourth floor is easy. I can get up to the thirteenth floor with just a few flips, you know?"
She spoke as if scaling four floors were nothing special, then took out a talisman, stuck it to the wall, and slowly approached me.
"Now no one can interrupt us, and we can spend some fun time together! Ahh... Pleasure! What a wonderful sensation!"
"They say every mountain leads to another mountain, but how can there be not a single normal person in the fantasy genre?"
First there was a 100% pure furry freak, and now a pussy-licking pervert. Is the future going to bring nothing but genuine abnormal-sexuality perverts?
Like some lunatic who freezes a fleshlight so he can experience sex with a snow woman.
Or some guy who says a tree knot is perfectly optimized for sex, then explores its rough yet soft bark until he wrecks his precious little thing.
Or someone suddenly committing bestiality with a cat because he claims the cat in our house is unbelievably hot.
...But why does that sound like something that could actually happen?
I feel like at least one of my viewers might be one of those three kinds of people.
I should ask them sometime if they've actually done it.
If there is someone like that, I mean—I want to know what it felt like when they tried it.
Even with my chastity—or my life—under threat, I was still trying to turn the situation into stream content, and the fox lady before me glared at me with a fiercer look than ever.
"Who are you thinking about while I'm standing right in front of you?"
"My perverted viewers. Now that I think about it, everything that gathers around me seems to be abnormal."
"I'm normal, though?"
"I've never met a normal person among the bastards who claim that about themselves."
Now there was roughly one or two minutes left before my friend arrived. If I could stall just a little longer, victory would be mine.
But perhaps she'd instinctively sensed that she was running out of time, because she began approaching me at high speed.
"Well, enough joking around. The pot of desire is already boiling over, so I can't hold back from the main event any longer."
"If you come any closer, I'll smash your head with this frying pan. I mean it—whether you're my type or not!"
Even if this was yuri, I should be the one doing the fucking. I absolutely refused to be the one getting fucked.
I'm a man, okay? Just because I've become a woman, does it make sense for me to be pushed around by women?
Then again, I suppose the Fox Deity had already pushed me around pretty thoroughly.
Fuck.
I backed away as hard as I could to avoid the approaching black fox, but my short escape ended when I tripped over a shoe by the entrance.
"Is this what they call being between a rock and a hard place? A shoe cabinet, huh... It's a little dirty, but there should be enough room for us to have some fun together."
"You crazy psycho yuri-fucking bitch."
"I'm not like this with just anyone, you know? I'm clinging to you because you're overflowing with charm. Do you understand?"
"That doesn't mean you try to rub against someone the first time you meet them! If you like someone, you should start by getting to know them slowly!"
"Come on, that's not the trend these days. The trend is to have fun first and worry about what comes next later, you know? There's even a saying: First, grind away! Then they'll applaud!"
"Stop talking bullshit, you crazy bitch!"
"I'm a dog, so of course I bark nonsense. What, do you expect a dog to meow?"
Refusing to yield an inch, she came closer, and before I knew it, the black fox had grabbed my chin.
Just as she, with the face of a yandere straight out of a manga, was about to slam her lips into mine, the front door shattered and my savior appeared.
"What the fuck? Last time it was tentacle NTR, and now it's yuri NTR?"
You crazy furry bastard, what the fuck are you talking about now?
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When the bald man appeared with his head gleaming, the fox lady, unable to withstand the Solar Flare from his shining scalp, quieted down as if she'd never gone berserk.
"...What brings you here, Lord Rakshasa?"
"My friend contacted me and asked me to save her. I came to check how dangerous things were, but I never imagined they'd actually be this dangerous."
"It wasn't that dangerous. I was merely trying to experience pleasure with another woman."
"That's exactly what makes it dangerous. Even I, her oldest friend, haven't been able to take this girl's virginity, and you dare say you'll be the one to do it? You've got some nerve."
He toyed with my lovely tail this way and that while ordering the fox lady to leave.
"Hari, you said you have twenty-nine years left until you become a gumiho, right? With ascension so close, wouldn't losing a tail leave you feeling a considerable sense of loss?"
"...Threatening me with my own tail? Your personality seems to have changed quite a bit."
"My personality hasn't changed. I've simply developed an affection for tails themselves."
Squeeze. Squeeze. Stroke, stroke.
When I touched it, all I felt was that it was soft, but somehow, when he touched it, the sensation was strangely different.
How should I put it? It felt like something was tickling my heart.
It wasn't an unpleasant feeling, so I stayed still, and perhaps he really wasn't called a furry freak for nothing—he began handling my tail more and more roughly. In the end, I brought the frying pan down on his head.
"Quit fondling it, you fucking bastard! You're going to wear it out!"
"You could've just said so, asshole. Why go straight to your hands?"
"Because it pissed me off!"
I smacked his smooth, shiny head with the frying pan once more, and the fox lady beside us began snickering.
She wasn't exactly mocking me, but it still rubbed me the wrong way.
I pointed the slightly dented frying pan at her and asked why she was laughing.
"What? Why are you laughing? What's so funny? You were just the one taking such sharp aim at a yuri opportunity!"
"No, I don't think I'll have a chance to butt in. You two are such a perfect match—how could I possibly wedge myself between you?"
"...What?"
Her words made my brain feel like it had been deleted, so I swung the frying pan at her and said,
"What? A perfect match? Has this bitch finally gone insane?"
"I don't think I've gone crazy in any particular way. Now that I look at it, our personalities seem to match, and our sexual compatibility probably would too."
"Don't make me laugh! I'd sooner hang myself and die in my room than fuck this bastard!"
I shrieked, but the words that came next left me utterly silent.
"But even if your mouth says that, your tail is being honest right now, isn't it?"