Chapter 28
"But even if that's what your mouth says, your tails are being honest right now, aren't they?"
I turned around to check my lovely tails, only to find them wagging and whipping about violently against my will.
"See? You're refusing with your words, but your heart wants to mate, doesn't it? Otherwise, your tails wouldn't be wagging so hard!"
"No... Th-this doesn't mean I want to mate at all!"
"You're not being honest. When a canid's tail wags like that, it means 'I feel good,' you know? Which means..."
The black fox approached me with a lustful expression, licked my ear with her tongue, and whispered.
"It means you're genuinely looking forward to mating with this rakshasa. Well? Do you still think I'm wrong?"
At her words, the one who had remained silent quietly opened his mouth and spoke.
"Sheesh, you treated me like some gay bastard trying to fuck his best friend, but it turns out you're even gayer than me."
"Fuck you! You believe that shit again? It's all lies from start to finish, dumbass!"
"I have no choice but to believe her. A spiritual beast who has lived for 870 years is more trustworthy than a rookie who's been a gumiho for two months."
"Stop talking crazy and drag this bitch out first! She's been saying nothing but fucked-up shit for a while now!"
"She seems pretty okay to me. It's entertaining, too."
He smiled contentedly, seeming to enjoy the situation, but his expression stiffened at the black fox's next words.
"So, what exactly is the relationship between you two? Are you really just friends?"
"For now, I guess. Until a month ago, we were just best friends."
"Oh... So you're not lovers yet?"
"Maybe we will be someday, but at least for now, we're not."
The eight-tailed fox's eyes lit up at my friend's answer. She suddenly pulled me into her arms, then mocked him.
"Then I can take this person with me, right? Since you're not lovers anyway, it wouldn't be stealing, would it?"
"Am I a thing, you crazy bitch? Besides, I have no intention of dating a lunatic like you!"
"Aww, once we live together, you'll be so drenched in my charms that you won't be able to escape. Don't worry and date me!"
As she spoke, she bound me with all eight tails so I couldn't answer.
Watching this, my friend began glaring at the black fox, radiating killing intent.
"You'd better let go before I rip those tails off."
"Why? This is nothing more than an expression of affection. You're not lovers, so don't come between this person and me."
"Can't you see she's suffering? Her face is flushed, and her lovely tails have gone limp!"
"That's because she's drunk on the pleasure my tails are giving her. The fact that her tails have gone limp works on the same principle as a human's body going limp after orgasm."
...I hated to admit it, but that was astonishingly true.
Eight rough yet warm tails wrapped around my entire body.
The sweet, fox-like scent wafting from her tails strangely numbed my reason, while the two tails left over after the five binding my entire body tickled me all over and filled me with pleasure.
Bound by her, I could do nothing but lie there limply and accept the pleasure.
"Now, look. Here's your perverted friend, brought to climax so easily by my tail. Unlike you, a human, I can give this person tremendous pleasure, you know?"
She showed my friend how I was being toyed with by her tails and endlessly taunted him. In response, he gripped one of her tails with all his strength, then...
Lick.
He began licking her tail without hesitation.
"W-what do you think you're doing? Why are you licking someone else's precious tail?"
Startled by his sudden bizarre behavior, the eight-tailed fox's hold weakened.
She hurriedly tried to retrieve her tail, but...
"Hey, gumiho. Do you know why turtles are such scary animals?"
"...?"
"Because once they bite, they never let go until you die."
As my friend continued licking her tail while spouting dogshit, she collapsed right there, unable even to retrieve it.
"Hngh♡ S-stoppp♡ H-hic?! M-madman, I said stop♡"
"Did you ever stop when someone told you to? This is all the karma you've earned. Take it quietly."
My friend stared at the black fox with dangerous eyes while vigorously fondling her tail.
As if to prove he really was a furry, he didn't even lay a finger on the other parts she'd humanized. At the absurd sight, I smacked my forehead.
That bastard is the real deal furry. As expected, he never betrays expectations.
How could he keep obsessing over nothing but the tail even while watching a fox beastfolk panting beneath his muscular body?
If I were that bastard, I don't think I could hold back. I probably would've gone all the way to a one-night stand.
As I shook my head at his usual furry-pervert behavior, the black fox's eyes grew glassy with tears. Letting out lewd moans, she declared her surrender.
"S-stop♡ Hic?! I-I can't take any more pleasure♡ If this keeps up, I'll revert to my original form♡♡♡"
"Then revert. Your original form is hotter to me."
"K-kyang!!! Then I'll really be defiled... Defiled by some mere man♡"
"Isn't that the appeal of a man barging into yuri? Let yourself be defiled obediently, and be dyed in my color! You demoness!"
With no hope of getting through to him, I carefully picked up the dented frying pan.
What? A man barging into yuri?
Why was this guy spouting dogshit when he wasn't even a dog?
At first, I found it satisfying to watch the eight-tailed fox being toyed with by him, but after hearing his bullshit about a man barging into yuri, I changed my mind.
Yuri only has meaning when it exists purely as yuri.
Anyone who spouts that bullshit about men barging into yuri deserves to have their head smashed.
I approached the guy, who was too distracted harassing the black fox to notice me, and swung the frying pan at his head with all my strength.
"Gah!!!"
CLANG!!!!!!!!!!
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The full-force frying-pan strike must have worked, because my friend thankfully passed out right there.
The amazing thing was that despite the magnificent sound it made, there wasn't even a bruise, let alone a bump.
I clicked my tongue at the bald man's toughness and looked at the black fox, now slick with his saliva.
"Hngh... I've been defiled by a man who barged in... I can't get married now..."
The black fox kept spilling lewd moans and erotic words without pause.
Her disheveled appearance was enough to turn even a gay man on, so I quietly took out my phone and saved a picture of her to my gallery.
"Great. With this much arousal, a month's worth of happy time will be no problem."
A fox beastfolk thoroughly ravaged and letting out lewd moans... There was no way I could resist this.
I smiled contentedly at the thought of acquiring such excellent masturbation material, but when I looked back toward the black fox, she had vanished from the spot.
Had she run away out of shame at the thought of being ravaged by a man? Or had she left because she didn't want to be ravaged anymore?
Whatever the case, she seemed to have left the house, so I hummed a tune and turned around. Unfortunately, there stood...
"Hoo... hoo... I need to cleanse this body, defiled by a man's touch... You'll cooperate, of course, right?"
A black fox was staring at me and licking her lips, drooling like she had rabies.
Fuck.
No wonder I thought I'd gotten a month's worth of masturbation material so easily. There had been a penalty after all.
"Why do I have to suffer a penalty every time I get fucking amazing masturbation material?"
I find a masterpiece, and I turn into a fox beastfolk.
I lusted after the Fox Deity and collapsed, bleeding from my entire body.
This time, I got a month's worth of masturbation material, and now I'm in danger of being tribbed like a dog?
"This is discrimination against my tastes, fuck! Other bastards get fucking amazing masturbation material without any real risk, so why do I end up in a crisis like this every time I get some?!"
- I think it's all because you lust after foxes. If you hadn't lusted after fox-related things in the first place, this wouldn't have happened, would it?
"Don't give me that shit! I'd choose death over being unable to lust after fox beastfolk! I'd rather fucking die than live in a world where I can't call something hot when it's hot!"
- You've gone completely insane. But I don't think how hot fox beastfolk are is the important matter right now. Shouldn't you protect your chastity from that lust-crazed demon?
At the Fox Deity's words, I raised the frying pan, which was on the verge of breaking apart, and kept my guard up against the black fox.
"That's true. As a man, shouldn't I be taking someone else's chastity, rather than having mine taken?"
- I estimate it'll be stolen from you like a dog in under ten seconds.
"What's the harm in saying something a little more positive?"
- There's absolutely no way to think positively about this, which is why I'm saying it. Even you have to admit that you probably can't beat that demon, don't you?
At the Fox Deity's words, I tightened my grip on the frying pan and glared at the black fox before me.
"You never know until you measure what's long and what's short. Even something small can become an 18-centimeter monster when it gets erect."
- I pride myself on having lived quite a promiscuous life, but I've never once encountered the situation you just described.
As I faced a bloody battle against a sex-crazed tribbing fiend, the Fox Deity kept throwing cold water on the situation.
I snapped at her and swung the frying pan at the black fox as she charged at me, aiming to take my chastity.
"If you can't help, don't say anything, you useless bitch."
- Then if I help, can I keep talking?
"Mochiron."
Once she had my permission, the Fox Deity smiled brightly and took over my body.
"Then I'll borrow your body for a moment."