The Bottom-Rung Bureau Employee Who's Always Shitposting on the Forums

I landed a job at a Management Bureau that deals with all kinds of entities and anomalies. The only thing they handed me was a single forum — packed with hardcore veterans. Calling this a "cheat" is a stretch; it's way too brutal. "You've cleared 15 missions in a row without a single incident?" "So you're the ace of the Gwanak Branch?" ...So please, I'm begging you — stop treating me like I have powers.