Pushing forty, out of options, and suddenly standing in a forest in another world with nothing but the clothes on my back. And a phone that, somehow, still loads my shopping app. One tap and the parcel arrives. Clothes pegs, tarps, camp stoves, a log cabin kit, a dump truck. Anything in the catalogue, delivered to a world that has never seen a zip fastener. I was never going to be a hero. But I can build a very comfortable life out here.